May 2013
439 posts
surfingteen:
if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
hamfarto:
hamfarto:
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
tall:
when ppl reblog their selfies over and over
sluttyoliveoil:
following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you
pizzaforpresident:
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
crrocs:
lets have a minute of silence for those people who have their family comment on their facebook pictures.
im slowly unlearning how to english
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
starllex:
A haiku:
Hey yo Ice Cream man!
Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!
Wow okay fuck you.
“I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.”
– Natalie Portman (via emotional-algebra)
peanutbutta:
It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.
hitlervevo:
hitlervevo:
today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead
NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG
